The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (May 1994)

Aberdeen Arts Centre

Well howdy folks!

Let us tell y'all the tear-jerkin' tale of The Chicken Ranch - probably the finest pleasure palace in all Texas - and damn near a national institution - and what happens when that self-righteous and holier-than-thou TV watchdog Melvin P Thorpe gets to hear about Miss Mona and her girls.

Ed Earl Dodd, our celebrated cussin' Sheriff of the Law, is kinda stuck between a rock and a hard place - bein' as how he and Mona have knowed each other since God was a bot. Why, practically the whole male population of Lanville County and beyond has visited The Chicken Ranch since as far back as 1890.

But we ain't gonna tell y'all no more of the story here...